| div class="googleright"> | | | | are very nice, friendly people, who accidentally did |
| Alcohol hair testing is a revolutionary new way to | | | | something wrong, something like going through |
| tell the amount of alcohol a person has consumed. | | | | the grocery store at four in the morning, trying |
| It allows police to do a better, more efficient job, | | | | to find banana bread with anchovies in it for their |
| than the previous method of choice: urine alcohol | | | | pregnant wife. Theyâre strolling around |
| testing.. | | | | the produce section, and they casually grab an |
| Imagine youâre a policeman, sitting at a | | | | apple, in their sleepy state they just take a bite |
| road block. Youâre bored out of your | | | | of it, âOh my gosh! Thatâs |
| mind. Thereâs not much to do at a | | | | disgustingly crisp and juicy!â they cry, and |
| roadblock but sit around and wait for people to | | | | set it back down, and leave it there. Next thing |
| come past. Of course it depends on the type of | | | | they know, the produce police ask to talk to |
| roadblock. It could be one of those roadblocks | | | | them, and they panic, and run for the exit, jump |
| setup to urine alcohol testing, or it could be one of | | | | in their car and speed away. And so the police |
| those more exciting roadblocks, you know, one | | | | setup a roadblock, trying to help the poor fugitive |
| of those roadblocks set to capture a fugitive | | | | out, and help the fugitive get that anchovy |
| from the law, and help them out. | | | | banana bread back to their wife. However, this |
| Itâs a known fact that most fugitives | | | | isnât that kind of roadblock. |